I guess I just thought that conservatives would be generally resistant to change and would prefer keeping the Internet the way it is now that they've learned to use it to trade theories about black helicopters.
Hahahaha. Do go on:
After all, the most basic way of describing the fight is pretty clear. If you like the Internet the way it is, then you're for net neutrality. If you'd rather pay more money for less service, and have a giant company tell you what you are and aren't allowed to see, then you're against net neutrality.